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The Bent Musket's 2014 Revolution Gift Guide

Still pondering what you should give that soccer fan in your life for the holidays? Don't worry, TBM is here to help.

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With only a week left before Christmas, it’s finally time to do that shopping that you’ve been putting off. Let’s take a look at the products that will satisfy the New England Revolution fans on your list.

MLS Cup Duel T-Shirt

What better way to commemorate the Revolution’s first trip to the MLS Cup since 2007 than buying a t-shirt. This stylish grey shirt features the logos of both teams with the illustrious, and elusive, Philip F. Anschutz Trophy in the middle. Made of 100% cotton, this shirt will absorb any of the tears that are still flowing from the early December loss.

Revolution Customized Jersey

If it’s too soon to relive the pain of MLS Cup, it’s best to buy a replica home jersey. This sleek looking jersey can be customized to your liking. Perhaps you want to put Lee Nguyen’s name and number on the back or maybe you want to dream big by putting your name and high school number there. You can even put "Champions 14" on the back. We won’t tell.


If all else fails, you can always give tickets. The Revs are currently selling four and six packs that come with a gift of your choice. If the person you’re buying for already has season tickets, you can purchase a Gold Cup gift package, which includes a $25 ticket voucher and a CONCACAF Gold Cup T-shirt. Remember, the US National Team is coming to Gillette Stadium on July 10. Tickets aren’t just for the diehards, either. You can try to convert the Dan Shaughnessy of your family by giving the gift of soccer.

Now I know what you’re thinking. These are mundane gifts that the Revolution fanatics on your list already have. Fair enough. Here’s a list of some of the odd Revolution products that can be found on eBay.

Jerry Bengtson Shirt

Bengtson represented the Revolution at the 2014 World Cup and now you can represent him with his sharp blue shirt. This is a gift for anyone in your family as it comes in all sizes between youth extra small and 5XL. Bengtson might be with Belgrano of Argentina’s Primera Division until June 30, 2015, but that doesn’t mean he’s forgotten.

Revolution Denim Shirt

Trying to show your support of the Revs without an overbearing logo? Why not pick up this denim shirt! Perfect for casual Friday at work or that night on the town with friends. Best of all, it completes the Canadian tuxedo look that you’re always trying to capture.

Revolution Calculator

Math, so boring yet so necessary. Make math a little more fun with this Revoution-themed calculator. The youngsters in your life can use this device to master standardized testing while the adults can use it to keep track of all the goals scored during the 2015 season.