I suppose I owe all twelve of my loyal readers an explanation for my recent lack of activity.
I'm in the process of finalizing my migration over to SBNation.com. This particular URL was always just a placeholder until that whole deal was finished, but it has taken a little longer than expected. The good news on that front is that the necessary paperwork has been signed and we're now in the process of moving! The bad news is that I still have no idea exactly when that will be finished.
Unfortunately, I have worse news. My laptop (a beautiful HP Envy14 that was just purchased at the end of September) has already had an apparent hardware failure. I blame this on my own inability to protect it from external threats and also my blatant disregard for strange error messages and possible warnings of corrupted files, but either way it will be out of commission for probably the better part of a week. In that time I won't be able to write, and I'll probably have limited access to email and news sources. So you will have to go without my brilliance for an even greater stretch of time.
I'll be sure to start a support group for all of you.