From The Vault: Mike Burns Calls Tech Support Circa 2011

Joe Robbins

In an unreleased skit from the dark days of 2011...a frustrated New England GM Mike Burns calls the Euro Football Player Hotline to follow up on some recent purchases.

So I hit "shuffle all" on my media player today while driving and low and behold a hidden gem popped up from the old TheIndirectKick.com days.

Back then in early 2011 a Steve Nicol coached New England Revolution struggled mightily.  New acquisitions Rajko Lekic, Ousmane Dabo and Didier Domi were faltering after limited use.  Lekic showed his frustration at everyone has little to no service found its way to him while injuries continued to hound Domi and Dabo.  Like most acquisitions the Revs make, there is always a caveat...a pre-existing injury or some other stipulation that tempers your excitement.  It's interesting to remember the headaches we had a few years ago; a stale one dimensional offense that lacked and explosiveness featuring a revolving door of European imports that rarely lasted.

It was a conversation with friend and fellow Revs fan Matt Dubois (@MDubes77) that kick started this idea.  Jokingly we went through some of the previous signings, their track record and our Front Office's continuance on that failed strategy.  We rattled off to each other how its like someone that goes back to the same budget car dealership even after everything he buys never works.  The idea matured over beers into a skit where a frustrated Mike Burns call his budget provider of cheap used European football players and tries to get some of the issues he's had resolved. We never released it, fearing the references were too inside or too deep, but I got a chuckle out of it today, I hope Matt (currently serving in Afghanistan) will as well.

Enjoy and congrats if you make it the whole way through.  Link Below!

https://soundcloud.com/brendan-schimmel/mike-burns-calls-the-euro

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join The Bent Musket

You must be a member of The Bent Musket to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at The Bent Musket. You should read them.

Join The Bent Musket

You must be a member of The Bent Musket to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at The Bent Musket. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9353_tracker